A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.
Author Unknown
No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.
Bud Flanagan, Comedian
A race track is a place where windows clean people.
Danny Thomas, Actor
You shouldn't have any betting in the locker room at all, whether it's baseball or it's horses. You can't beat the horses. You can't beat any kind of gambling because they have the odds.
George Steinbrenner, Former Owner of the New York Yankees
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
Jeffrey Bernard, British Journalist
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
Henny Youngman, Comedian
In most betting shops you will see three windows marked "Bet Here," but only one window with the legend "Pay Out."
Jeffrey Bernard, British Journalist
When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured 'em of all their daydreams and delusions.
Minnesota Fats, Professional Billiards Player
Horse racing is animated roulette.
Roger Kahn, Author
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
W.C. Fields, Comedian
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
Will Rogers, The Singing Cowboy